Its been awhile

Yes, indeed it has.
And there are reasons for that.
There was the departure issue to deal with,
the changing of the guard, so to speak.
Now there's a concept I could embrace,
a vision springs to mind of a scantily clad
nubile and almost innocent guard.

What would the uniform be?
I like the visual of a thong and a sleeveless see-through
wooden rifle over the shoulder
marching back and forth
with smart wheeling turns
at the end of each pass.

but who would they guard?

Me, from you?
Or you, from me?